Poem

Trouble on the Selection

by Henry Lawson · 1900

You lazy boy, you’re here at last,You must be wooden-leggedNow, are you sure the gate is fastAnd all the sliprails peggedAnd all the milkers at the yard,The calves all in the pen?We don’t want Poley’s calf to suckHis mother dry again.
And did you mend the broken railAnd make it firm and neat?I s’pose you want that brindle steerAll night among the wheat.And if he finds the lucerne patch,He’ll stuff his belly full;He’ll eat till he gets ‘blown’ on thatAnd busts like Ryan’s bull.
Old Spot is lost? You’ll drive me mad,You will, upon my soul!She might be in the boggy swampsOr down a digger’s hole.You needn’t talk, you never lookedYou’d find her if you’d choose,Instead of poking ’possum logsAnd hunting kangaroos.
How came your boots as wet as muck?You tried to drown the ants!Why don’t you take your bluchers off,Good Lord, he’s tore his pants!Your father’s coming home to-night;You’ll catch it hot, you’ll see.Now go and wash your filthy faceAnd come and get your tea.
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Canonical recordPOEM-000109
Copy-textVerses Popular and Humorous (1900), Project Gutenberg ebook 52066; selected copy-text retained exactly; substantive wording and line/stanza layout independently confirmed against SRC-000002 under D-180
Source recordSRC-000125
Rights determinationRGT-001091
Text statusCANONICAL TEXT READY
TranscriptionDIPLOMATIC_D208_D180

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