Poem

The “Bottle-Oh” Man

by A. B. Paterson · 1899

I ain’t the kind of bloke as takes to any steady job;    I drives me bottle cart around the town;A bloke what keeps ’is eyes about can always make a bob—    I couldn’t bear to graft for every brown.There’s lots of handy things about in everybody’s yard,    There’s cocks and hens a-runnin’ to an’ fro,And little dogs what comes and barks—we take ’em off their guard    And we puts ’em with the Empty Bottle-O!
Chorus—
    So it’s any “Empty bottles! Any empty bottle-O!”    You can hear us round for a half a mile or so.        And you’ll see the women rushing        To take in the Monday’s washing    When they ’ear us crying, “Empty Bottle-O!”
I’m drivin’ down by Wexford-street and up a winder goes,    A girl sticks out ’er ’ead and looks at me,An all-right tart with ginger ’air, and freckles on ’er nose;    I stops the cart and walks across to see.“There ain’t no bottles ’ere,” says she, “since father took the pledge;”    “No bottles ’ere,” says I, “I’d like to knowWhat right you ’ave to stick your ’ead outside the winder ledge,    If you ’aven’t got no Empty Bottle-O!”
I sometimes gives the ’orse a spell, and then the push and me    We takes a little trip to Chowder Bay.Oh! ain’t it nice the ’ole day long a-gazin’ at the sea    And a-hidin’ of the tanglefoot away.But when the booze gits ’old of us, and fellows starts to “scrap”,    There’s some what likes blue-metal for to throw:But as for me, I always says for layin’ out a “trap” There’s nothin’ like an Empty Bottle-O!
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Canonical recordPOEM-000916
Copy-textSaltbush Bill, J.P., and Other Verses (1917), selected Project Gutenberg Australia text (SRC-000076); independently compared with Project Gutenberg ebook 1317 (SRC-000124)
Source recordSRC-000076
Rights determinationRGT-001292
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